Friday, February 03, 2006

i had a feeling that i could be someone..

ok so this long-awaited entry has taken on many forms.. all of which i have deleted. first it was a general wrap up of nationals (i did well), a more serious entry on the pseudo-patriotism that is australia day and lastly an attempt to put in words how much brokeback mountain touched me in a deep and sorrowful way.. but in the end we have this.. a half arsed predominantly list-based entry which im sure everyone will LOVE!

also, with simon over east mining gold, pete and maybe luke and clare are the only ones likely to read this.. unless i do some advertising.. which i might.. we'll see i guess.

verity's message for the millenia:
BIGOTRY AND HATRED ARE FOR LOSERS... up with love and peace.


cut that i missed out on clare's holiday house.. next timmeo! annnd going to gp on thursday.. cant waaaaiiiitt.

seeya chickens.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

still.. takin my time to perfect the beat.. and i still got a love for the streets..

welly welly welly welly well.
tee came out like a billion light years early. i got 99.8. i was quite pleased. I thinnk its a respectable score for dux (heh just :P:P)

i cant wait til we're on the news tonight.. im going to look so hot.. with my hair and my whiteness.. and my "and stuffs" *sighs*
i am thoroughly enjoying the gangster beats of 2001 by dre daddy... from now on i vow to undertake the persona of a black male rapper. this is how i plan to make this long-awaited transformation:
1. make a trip to skunk wear tomorrow.. i figure i need, three jerseys, a baseball cap (straight-brimmed), one necklace with various ornaments ( dollar sign, weed leaF, massive clock), pants.
2. find either some body chocolate, brown face paint, brown spray paint, brown paint. ANd then, paint my body that colour and in turn assume the position of black male rapper.

for those observant readers out there, no i do not intend on getting a sex change as i feel this is a little bit extreme.

i might buy a gun as well.

im practically frothing at the mouth at this idea.. think about all the opportunities it will open up for me? just think!! i can say nigga.. without being accused of racism, i can.. well i can say nigga, and thats awesome.



here's what i envisage my transformation to look like:

hawwwt.

in other news.. verity goes to college... i mean nationals.. like really rally rally soon, and its exciting. like fricken i leave in 7 dayyyssss. also i was on the news tonight. it did not go that well. here's a massive string of words..see if you can pick up the pattern.. the first to ingeniously guess wins a mystery prizeeeee...

a bald cat decides, efficiently for good hash. i joke killed lemurs more nefariously or poop. Queer rain stops to vest under without xylophones. you zealotte!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

dorothy mantooth is a saint!


back in towwwwwn
im watching the cricket and have come to the conclusion thaaat mike hussey ruuuules! ok... to kick start the new era of ridiculously good looking.. i think i should talk briefly about my holidays so far.. and of course CHRISSTMASSsss

holidays.. basically.. since tee ive just been training and seeing pete and softballazZ because all my other friends are working or i just dont really like them. but this has been LOOAaads of fuun. In fact.. if i was to do a verity rates right now.. holidays would be right up there. VEryYY much looking forward to nationals. i have this small inkling that we will do awesome.

christmas highlights: getting two s+B topsss, apainting, little britain on dvd ANDD a bright blue japanese figting fish (mohammed.. playing poker with pete and lucy on christmas night. boxing day at petes was also good, americas next top modelathon went orrfffff.
as much as death is bad...i find it difficult to mourn the passing away of kerry packer. ALthough im sure that his not being there will not have thaaat much impact on the world's media, he was the proprietor of an extremely dangerous, provocative and scaremongering slant on world events. also he was pretty old and quite fat.

even though im struggling for comic material.io think that verity blog stillhas some worth and i will keep it going..
hoorah hooray hooroo

keep it real home dawgss
love veritttyyy

Sunday, December 18, 2005

death to verity-blog

this blog is officially over.







































































until further notice. ie maybe in the new year. stay classy san diego

Monday, December 05, 2005

you'll never find a girl who loves you more than once..

hi everyone.
i am very much enjoying these endless holidays.. march seems a really long time away and its wicked awesome sick. things i am looking forward to *o so much*: posting new photos from my new digital camera (unfortunately not hooked up to this compydompy), chriiistmas!!, new years (although not that much no) nationals 26 day til, staying at brisbane for a whooooollleeee weeek after nationals..getting one thousand dollars from the government.

im feeling pretty sweet for nationals.. liek at leazt ten thousand times better than this time last year.

there one was a man named greg, who had a small third leg, he took off his top, got told he was hot, but was rejected when he hopped in bed.

that's a limerick.. i kno i am helll good at them.
slept for like 2 hours this afternoon.
got last state league game tonight.
saw thumbsucker at the movies.
i might be on the news.
i'll miss you all.
sweet dreams.
see you.
bye.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

can i get a leeeavvverrrrsssss

leavers was awesome.. some highlights..haydn on tv kissing a girl, concentration, ryan becoming best friends with the christians in the "chillout" tent, mitchell drinking an entire bottle of beam, getting clare (and tara) FUCKIN MAGS, the discotech, luke's light beer frenzy, having tons of rotto style, drinking games with haydn's toolie mates, flciker going hard every night..top effort lad, got a sick-dog stubby holder, seeing misch dawwwg heh.

there were some lowlights.. but, i cant really rememeber and if i dont remind myself of them then they didnt even happen right? extremely pumped 05 for coops's tomorrow night, got like 3/4 of a bottle of tequila left.. so the kids can have some fun with that.

Friday, November 25, 2005

notorious thugs

hey everyone..
off to rotto tomorrow.
should be fucking awesome.
bye.
love you.
me.
xxxxp.s. hi caro.. yessssss so cant wait for nationals, going to go off 06.. WA..yeah yeah yeah